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Cuddling doesn’t have to happen after sex. You could cuddle as foreplay. After all, there’s nothing better than feeling his hard-on rub against your butt.

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We all have those nights when all we want to do is curl up with a glass of Merlot and sob our sad lil’ eyes out. And why shouldn’t we? You cry it out, hon. You cry it out.

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It’s like submerging oneself, fully clothed, into water, without having to first check the care label.

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Everyone sweats (well, almost everyone), but not like you. No one sweats like you. That’s why this list can only be understood by the chosen few…

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Megi Szu asks Lola if giving a mysterious man an erection would get her wet. Lola says she is not sure.

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Last month, the day following a blizzard, I took a 90-minute walk around Brooklyn during which every sentence I spoke contained the word “slop.” Here’s a 2-minute Mp3 of that walk called “Slop.”