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This “pastor” is a joke.

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Here’s a guide to help you navigate the complicated world of being a righteous misanthrope.

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You should oppose socialized law for the same reasons that you oppose socialized medicine.

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Beloved comic-book ginger Archie Andrews died yesterday in the pages of Life with Archie #36.

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1. Gay guy privilege is being able to marry whomever you like…that is, if you live in California, Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, Maryland or Washington D.C.

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For every person, I wish God’s just judgment, but even more so, God’s loving mercy.

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It’s hard to know how to react to the news of the passing of someone that’s caused pain.

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Or are we just always doomed to repeat it?

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In some places, like my hometown, when an emergency vehicle (especially an ambulance) turns on its sirens it’s like Moses’s parting of the Red Sea.

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I could turn this dark day into an opportunity for hope and transformation, fighting to keep Ebert’s work and his memory alive.