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OWNER OF SEGWAY COMPANY DRIVES SEGWAY OFF A CLIFF

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As inconsiderate as some words may be, I find it hard to mentally link them with actual crime. I know insults can sting, but this reeking wave of offense seems cheap, artificial, and rehearsed.

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Here’s EL James’ S&M fantasy as imagined by some of Hollywood’s finest — and Michael Bay.

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20. “I can tell those apart who can milk a cow, I mean with their bare hands. Sometimes people can tell by looking at someone, ‘Aha! This must be a drug dealer or this must be a lawyer.’”

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‘Manhattan’ may be just a romantic comedy. But it’s the smartest one ever made.

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Don’t just finish early. Finish before you’ve even started. Finish while they’re brushing their teeth or before they even come over.

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Cormac McCarthy is one of our greatest living American novelists. Author of Blood Meridian, All the Pretty Horses, No Country for Old Men, and The Road (which won the Pulitzer Prize), McCarthy is a poetic storyteller whose challenging novels explore themes of violence, good and evil, and human survival.