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Still a better love story than ‘Twilight’.

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“It was a very cold night so I went and checked on him, thinking he was homeless. Nope—dead body!”

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BREAKING NEWS: THE NUGGET MAN GOT HIS NUGGETS.

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If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, Hardee’s.

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Wendy’s decided to take a hit at McDonalds, who just made this announcement via Twitter.

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Wendy’s vs. Thuggy-D — who will win???

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TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.

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“Every aspect of the interaction blew my mind.”

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One of the problems associated with the rise of Facebook is that we’re not conditioned to have that many lifelong relationships.

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Can you and I talk about this? I haven’t said this generally but I love people and I want them to make good choices. I believe in the power of democracy and the truth of the human spirit. I also don’t believe documentaries just because they say X. I do my own research. If you’re cynical do you do yours? Can we start something here?