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I can’t believe we are here at this very moment.

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SCORPIO: You have always been a wild child, an old soul, a tree hugger. You fill your rooms with houseplants and animals because they bring you peace. You should lean into the natural side of you on your special day by having a bohemian wedding.

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This was like an episode of Jerry Springer mixed with Cops. Bride’s LOVER spoke up at that moment and yelled, “I’ll be god-damned if I’m gonna keep my mouth shut and let you steal my woman!”

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There isn’t one thing in my wedding that I’ve missed because of being a mom and working full-time.

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This was like an episode of Jerry Springer mixed with Cops. Bride’s LOVER spoke up at that moment and yelled, “I’ll be god-damned if I’m gonna keep my mouth shut and let you steal my woman!”

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Although Scott is making more money than he ever dreamed of, he’s spending $1700 a month on two apartments, Danielle’s (his old place when they were together) and this sublet, and he’s supporting three therapists: their separate ones and the marriage counselor. “I wish I were 19 years old again and had no problems,” he said.

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You were assigned to read a book prior to the wedding and were sat with people who read that same book to create conversation. Interesting idea, but a majority of people aren’t going to do it.

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In my friend’s vows he was talking about her eyes which were blue and he called them green. 

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You were assigned to read a book prior to the wedding and were sat with people who read that same book to create conversation. Interesting idea, but a majority of people aren’t going to do it.

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Do what makes you happy, and what doesn’t hurt your wallet beyond repair.