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Even though a part of you wants your wedding day to arrive so you can get it over with and stop stressing, the actual day is going to go by much faster than you think. Soon, you’re going to be wishing it wasn’t over so quickly.

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Invite your bridal party to get together over some cold brews at Starbucks — but make sure you’re the one to grab their orders when their names are called. While they aren’t paying attention, slip a pen out of your purse and add ‘bridesmaid’ and ‘maid of honor’ beneath their names.

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You have high expectations — so you aren’t going to settle for anything less than the best. 

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Take a time out. Using all of your energy on planning a wedding isn’t good for your relationship or your mental health.

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Planning is going to take up a huge chunk of your time — and you’re already busy enough. 

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You worry the dance floor will be empty since there aren’t many people invited. You worry people will leave early because they aren’t having any fun. You worry the day won’t feel as special since there aren’t many people to celebrate with you.

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I can’t believe we are here at this very moment.

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SCORPIO: You have always been a wild child, an old soul, a tree hugger. You fill your rooms with houseplants and animals because they bring you peace. You should lean into the natural side of you on your special day by having a bohemian wedding.

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This was like an episode of Jerry Springer mixed with Cops. Bride’s LOVER spoke up at that moment and yelled, “I’ll be god-damned if I’m gonna keep my mouth shut and let you steal my woman!”

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There isn’t one thing in my wedding that I’ve missed because of being a mom and working full-time.