Found on AskReddit. 1. Came home for lunch one day to surprise her. Surprise was on me as she was in the middle of fucking her coworker on my couch. “Came home for lunch one day to surprise her.
“He started reading the Bible and believed he was the second coming of Jesus Christ. Not joking.”
What I Didn’t Post on Instagram is a collection of essays that explores the fertile territory between women’s lives and social media.
I wanted her to be around for my first dance, and to see how our bridal party did their obnoxious entrances, and I wanted her to kiss me goodbye and wish me the best time as my husband and I packed our bags for our honeymoon.
Why have Taco Bell come to you when you can have your entire wedding party and 200+ guests go to Taco Bell?
There’s no doubt that our society still sends women the message that they aren’t truly successful unless they get married. And I honestly cannot think of a more dangerous lie to tell or to believe.
“Don’t marry a woman because you think you can spend the rest of your life with her…marry a woman because you think you can’t spend the rest of your life without her.”
