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Getting shitfaced at the rehearsal dinner. I didn’t want to puke the whole day of my actual wedding.

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TAURUS: You’ll be a worry wart. You’ll spend the day worrying something is going to go wrong. 

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The world became still the minute after I sent an email announcing the cancellation of our wedding.

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Today was supposed to be the happiest day of our lives, and it still is. Plans change but love endures.

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While you can certainly use the registry as a starting off point, this list can act as your gift guide and can help you come up with unique wedding gift ideas.

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It’s not greedy to want the whole bridal experience.

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All of that money you spent, all of that effort you put into planning the perfect wedding, was useless. Your beautiful decorations are now trash. 

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Envelopes (for tips).

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Take a pole dancing class.

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Time to get excited!