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I feel a shadow approach while I stare into the sky. 

“Got a light?” a deep voice says near my right ear. 

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“Expect your mother-in-law to behave badly.”

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Robert Benton’s 1979 Kramer vs. Kramer is really the go-to movie about divorce.

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Just follow the easy steps seen on your favorite shows and rom-coms and you’ll snag you a man in NO time.

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This guide, my dear reader, is for you.

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I’m sorry, Dad, I honestly didn’t think people were going to be sad at this thing since it was only Aunt May who died.

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Netflix should just create a genre called “Colin Firth movies in which he spends a lot of time being all unreadable and Colin Firthy but in the end it turns out he is filled with smoldering passion and also is an excellent kisser.”

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As the food (including my salad, whose dressing was at least 50% bacon) arrived, Jesse explained a prank that he and Jessica had recently started perpetrating at friends’ weddings.“We leave an anonymous gift,” he explained. “It’s always a real piece of junk. Then we get some terrible card and sign fake names. Then when they open it, they’re like ‘Is that your cousin?’ ‘I thought that was your cousin.’”