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When everyone asks you what you want to do for your big 3-0, all you can do is think about hiding in a corner and crying.

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WAIT, HAS THIS FRECKLE ALWAYS BEEN ON MY ARM?

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I will most definitely be referring my friends to you so that they can find out what serious ailment they’re really suffering from when they claim have a headache.

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Write when you feel stupid. Write when you think your idea is cliché. Write when you are embarrassed to place the words on paper. Write on despite the grammar and punctuation errors. JUST WRITE. WRITE. WRITE.

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7. WebMD is always at the top of your browsing history.