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“I like to watch women masturbating.”

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Derrick and I were never vanilla – if that’s what you’re wondering.

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“She screamed, ‘You’re SICK!’, then slammed the door.”

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I was standing outside my house. And I was inches away from a man who not only forced me to be a part of his rotten, dying fetish, he ruined my “heading home.”

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I truly believe that the widespread accessibility of video technology has ultimately been bad for society.

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I’m beyond angry.

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I watched as the man started to do something. I didn’t know what the man was doing but it made me sick to my stomach.

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Even when the bowl on the table is still half-full of edamame or guacamole, and the waiter has yet to come take our drink order, I’ve already begun to miss you.

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People telling others to shut up about their political views on Facebook are legislating how others use the service, yeah. Abstain from the dialogue or hide it if you’re not interested, but handing out dictums through image macros or impassioned essays is weird, dude.

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Growing up, I could see directly into a Fat Naked Man’s apartment (mostly, I could see into his bathroom). It was my first experience as a voyeur, and I loved it. I watched him cook naked, use the bathroom naked; just about anything you’d want to see a Fat Naked Man do (and more).