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Yabber, Yaffle, Yean.

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Safe spaces and trigger warnings are not meant to be punitive measures against universities, nor are they meant to coddle students.

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But because of the times, you might have to be a bit more oblivious about the way your language manifests racism because you know, you wouldn’t want people to flat-out call you a racist or something like that.

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Lovecraft’s style isn’t exactly conversational, but it’s full of great outdated spellings (“esquimo”) and unusual adjectives.

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“She will hopefully go to the store” means she will go to the store, full of hope. NOT that we hope she will go to the store.

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14. Getting someone to burp you is not as easy as it once was.

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Girl, there are so many great things about you: perfect smile, beautiful bod, glossy hair. But everybody knows what’s sexier is your vast vocabulary…

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When, “Probably delicious” crossed my mind, I knew I needed help.

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Farmtasy (n): The somewhat irrational obsession with meeting the love of your life between the months of September and November at a farmer’s market, orchard, or community vegetable garden.

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The Real World allows one gay person on per season so this could be your chance! But by agreeing to participate in the show, you acknowledge that you’ll have to be celibate the entire season and be denied any kind of identity other than The Gay Guy Who Isn’t Allowed To Hook-up Because America Isn’t Ready For It.