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The discussion of waiting until marriage is for another day. And the discussion of this being the only “Jesus-approved” route to endless love is for the next day. But today, I want to take focus on the act of presenting the purity certificate to her father.

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Let’s resurrect the ideal of the Southern Gentleman, a modern-day Ashley Wilkes with just enough Rhett Butler in him to keep him interesting (it really is true that Southerners have an inherent dislike of excesses of virtue).

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Cheating in college? It’s only a crime if you get caught, and if you’re that sloppy you probably were never meant for college in the first place.

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19. If someone is making an effort to ignore you, he is not ignoring you.

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Just when you think the world has ended…

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Patience is a virtue. And I will never have enough.