Virgos are intelligent, they will rip your ego into tiny shreds with their expansive vocabulary and intellect.

The patience and calmness of an Aquarius balances the analytical and over thinking nature of the Virgo.

Virgo: The most selfless of all the givers.

Mercury is at home in Gemini. These people are the masters of multi-tasking, and they have a variety of interests.

SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.

ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?

ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.

ARIES: Binge-eating until you explode.

Aries: Slowly, then all at once.

Libra: With an open, bleeding heart.