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It’s detrimental to look at a woman like Beyoncé and think that she’s too rich, powerful, strong, or independent for a man to cheat on her.

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The best part of covfefe is it can be whatever you want it to be! A noun, a verb, song lyrics, a state of being.

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Sorry, Kylie Jenner, fillers don’t count.

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Jennifer, you’ve become the absolute woooooorst.

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Watching Hillary command the attention of the world ­ and it having nothing to do with her sensuality or sexuality ­ has this particular pessimist brimming with hope, excitement and inspiration.

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The police say that they, “were unable to substantiate the assault.” The mug shot provided to the LA Times, does not seem to show any injuries.

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“If you don’t change your clothes, you’re not going to be able to board this flight.”

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“Thank god we didn’t have to spend hours of small talk pretending like we weren’t going to screw…”

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“And there’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable, and that’s closing Guantanamo. Because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”

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Yes, it’s finally here. 6 God officially dropped “Views” which means one thing – YA’LL GETTING DRUNK AND MARVIN’S ROOMING TONIIIIIGHT.