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Why was I taken here?
Why was I taken behind this alley in the dark?
Why did they drug me?
Why is this happening?

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His laughs haunt me to this day.

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It seemed fitting to continue the trend of alcohol-related lists and provide a sequel to my “The 5 Drunk Girls Everyone Knows And Loves (Or Hates).” My girlfriends and I have seen these guys time and time again, sometimes avoiding…

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It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one dude was dressed as jack sparrow. Cops come in and the guy, who was super hammered at this point stands right next to an open window and says “you’ll always remember this as the day you almost caught jack sparrow,” proceeds to jump out the second story window and break his leg.