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This is a first look so get in here and look.

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Do you walk away from this relationship, cut your losses and go out looking for that “better” person you know is out there just waiting for you to find them, or do you continue to try and make it work?

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“Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

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A person will never be more vulnerable or willing to accept affection than when their face is covered in a frothy mixture of buffalo sauce and ranch dressing.

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College. A time of growth and learning. A chance to broaden horizons and sew wild oats. Having experienced life almost entirely through the medium of DVD, this is what I expected the experience to be like, and oh, how wrong was I.

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As for Vaughn, Howard and The Dilemma, they’re off the hook with me. It’s obvious from the context of the joke that gay people are not the intended target. If anything, the movie is guilty of delivering a joke that simply isn’t funny, not one that is homophobic or that spreads a message of hate.