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One of the creepiest random attempted murders happened four years ago in London, and it was caught on tape.

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If he likes you, he’ll be thinking about you all of the time, not only when he sees a sexy picture of you on Instagram

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Twitter user Drew Brands tweeted the video that he magically captured on camera, and there’s a reason it has over 400k likes — it’s really freaking hilarious.

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Hold out for a guy who will make plans with you a week in advance. A guy who makes sure he gets a chance to see you, because he can’t stand the thought of waiting any longer.

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Real friends remind you of your worth.

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If you want a real relationship with someone, never settle for sleeping with them as just friends.

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Distance is merely a mathematical complication of the mind.

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We all know what black cotton panties really mean.