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Thee are the sexiest lingerie brands that will make your partner horny AF.

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I may die in the next year. But probably not. The odds are good that in about 18 more months, I will turn 40. I have some cause for optimism.

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As someone who has overcome a long road of negative body image and self-confidence, it hurts to see very influential companies like Victoria’s Secret still completely ignoring or degrading women like me.

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This could be the sexiest plane ever. Seriously.

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What’s the point of contouring if it’s just going to drip down my face? On those days where the humidity is booming and the sun is shining, I look like a parody YouTube makeup tutorial.

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Retail is unavoidable, of course, and with the extensive branding and the corporate folks who seek to engineer a unique customer experience, stores definitely have personalities now.

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#SundayFunday drinking my #saltedcaramelmocha!

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I can’t even begin to say how many girls have said, “Wow you work at Victoria’s Secret it must be a dream come true” as I ring up their bras and various swim apparel. While the company does have some perks, the customers are really the ones that make my job the most difficult.