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“The first time my wife and I had sex, she licked me clean afterwards. She hasn’t done it since.”

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I may die in the next year. But probably not. The odds are good that in about 18 more months, I will turn 40. I have some cause for optimism.

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“I chugged rum from a horse dildo while many people watched.”

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A pharmaceutical ‘oops’ led me to the best sex hacks (that have nothing to do with pills).

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A litany of death, injuries, and personal humiliation blamed on Viaggravating circumstances.

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“When I got home I took a shower, got in bed, and wished it never happened.”

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The following are all documented incidents of women sexually assaulting men—whether through threats, violence, or merely taking advantage of the poor drunk bastards.

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Just like hearts, penises can be broken.

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Many see the approval of Flibanserin as progress toward acknowledging that female sexuality is just as important as male sexuality.

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Lovemaking often goes wrong and leads to pain rather than pleasure. In many cases, it even leads to death. Here are thirteen such cases, ranked in escalating levels of severity