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“I’m still a vegetarian, you know. The breading is just, like, flour. This doesn’t negate my vegetarianism.”

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How do you talk about a band with a huge cult following — a band that’s equal parts performance art, politics, and punk? Their most recent LP, Eat Like Lisa Act Like Bart, out now on Lauren Records, is a ravenous romp through in-your-face punk politics.

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In the past couple of months, a pair of studies has given new strength to the vegan argument — to a group of people who have, it seems to me, been right all along.

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If we’re being honest here, I’ll go ahead and come forward. I have fully enjoyed every second of a full-fledged pepperoni coma: the cramping, the nausea and the aftermath.

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Put together a playlist of nice, soothing dinner party music like Billie Holiday or John Coltrane. Jazz! Like adults listen to!

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It’s completely unfair to claim the burden of silence rests on someone whose basic intentions (one would hope), is to decrease suffering.

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This thirty-minute show would air either before or after Jeopardy. It would consist of 2-5 contestants running around an urban area with laptops in search of working and unprotected WiFi hotspots. The show’s host will be a Scandinavian bro named Sven.

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Have you guys ever heard of a band called, Tampon Bicycle Murders? They’re intense. I couldn’t really find a legitimate Myspace page for them or anything but there was just this one kind of shady “zine” from 1998 that briefly mentioned them as “Portland’s next big all-female punk band.”