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Go eat some tufo and yell at someone else.

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How do you go out to eat?

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Is all your food organic?

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“A few minutes later I received a video of her slashing her wrists.”

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You’re not thinking properly. How did man, unlike animals, evolve the cognitive capacity to consider the ethics of eating animals? Part of the answer is …by eating animals.

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8. You condone animal cruelty.

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1. Because our coworkers tell us they are animal lovers while eating double cheeseburgers for lunch.

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1. Steak.

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“I’m still a vegetarian, you know. The breading is just, like, flour. This doesn’t negate my vegetarianism.”

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How do you talk about a band with a huge cult following — a band that’s equal parts performance art, politics, and punk? Their most recent LP, Eat Like Lisa Act Like Bart, out now on Lauren Records, is a ravenous romp through in-your-face punk politics.