“A lot of people want Ted Cruz to win, but are we ready for a President that’s a melting candle?”
“I ended up in the hospital after my hair caught fire.”
These eight horror films are guaranteed to scare the shit out of you and your crush, so bad that you won’t be able to sleep alone for the days to come. So grab some popcorn, get some bottles of wine and get ready to scream.
“Life rewarded courage, even when that first step was taken neck-deep in fear.”
“We had tickets to a Broadway show. I ate something that disagreed with me and shit my pants while running to the bathroom. And to make matters worse, I was wearing a thong.”
Don’t let the commercialism and media hype get to you, do what feels good rather than what feels expected.
You can NOT travel unless it is free.
“For real though, he would sing to me like 24/7, no matter how hard I tried to get him to stop.”
I realized there are so many lost souls, all looking for love but dealing just fine without it.
As we struggle to define love, the ancient Greeks seemed to have no problem at all defining multiple kinds of love.