This year, skip the fluffy Hallmark cards and give the horror lover in your life a valentine that really expresses your frightening feelings for them.
“It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and I don’t know what to get myself yet.”
Whether you partake in heart-shaped piñata smashing or have cozy dinner plans, you shouldn’t pass up the opportunity to give the relationships in your life a little TLC. Starting with the most important relationship…the one you have with yourself.
14 People Share Their Cringe-Worthy Valentine’s Day Stories (That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own)
“We had tickets to a Broadway show. I ate something that disagreed with me and shit my pants while running to the bathroom. And to make matters worse, I was wearing a thong.”
“How come we can’t meet each other in the middle with our fears and our hang ups and our issues? How come we can’t meet each other in the middle and love and live and live and love”
Yes, we do exist. The type of girl that loves going out, drinking beer, hooking up with someone and repeating the same pattern all over again next week.
Don’t expect a love poem or a mushy-gushy love note unless he is truly “that guy.” Most busy successful guys aren’t love poem guys, they just aren’t.
This Valentine’s Day, cozy up with your sweetheart and enjoy this hand-picked collection of the best Creepy Catalog has to offer in tales of romance gone wrong. Love, after all, is a dangerous thing…
All jokes and cynicism aside, my generation is swarmed by social media expectations daily. These expectations, though they are ridiculous, have taken over a holiday that used to celebrate love, and replaced it with a holiday that expects some sort of reward/gift for showing love.