Peeing after sex is also a good habit to have. It helps prevent yeast infections.
“They are the most powerful things in the world. Kings have fallen over them, presidents have been impeached…”
Q: So, masturbation—can you explain what that is like with two vaginas?
A: Not much different. I just get to choose which vagina.
The vagina is not scent-free. It’s supposed to have a natural fishy odor.
Less sadness. But simultaneously, a little bit more sadness. And turtlenecks.
Because I’m mom, and I said so.
“Does it make you uncomfortable when guys check you out while wearing leggings?”
“Our vagina has two major emotions, horny or angry. When she’s horny, she’s great. When she’s angry, it’s probably because she’s bleeding.”
It doesn’t matter how cute your lacy thongs are or how horny you make your man when he catches a glimpse of the straps. You shouldn’t be wearing uncomfortable underwear every single day.
A few years ago, I realized that everything I knew about conventional beauty and personal hygiene products was wrong.