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To give you a picture of its shape, sections of the cave are named “The Birth Canal” and “The Aorta Crawl”.

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I’ve never heard of homework like THIS before.

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Altice went on to say that the student’s grades actually improved as the year — and their sexual affair — went on.

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50 creepy places in our 50 creepy states.

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Aggressive driving is the path to the dark side.

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You’ll never believe why this is happening.

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“The giant, weird testicles and penis are not even anatomically correct … that is my issue.”

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If you haven’t heard, the Utah State Senate passed a law this week that will allow execution by firing squad if there’s a shortage of lethal injection supplies.

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“Benson was aware that he may die, and was bequeathing his personal possessions to his friend.”

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There’s hardly any so who cares?