“An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.”
“It’s not about the clothing, the hair, the make-up. It’s about the way her smile radiates warmth, or how she dances when she’s excited, no matter who’s watching.”
It starts out as just a simple movie on Netflix. You’re excited to spend time with that special someone….
Some people’s favorite thing to eat, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
“Nature’s way of tricking people into reproducing.”
Some people need to be #DONE with Urban Dictionary.
I know I have and it seems that this type of behavior is considered the new romance of our generation. I mean, how could you not have butterflies in your stomach when the guy you’ve been talking to follows his good morning text with an inquiry to see your boobs?
Remember Urban Dictionary? That place that was super cool like five years ago, and is still there for you when you Google some weird sex position??
Enjoy my lingerie. I hope your hand makes you happier than you made me.