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Both “The Donald” and “The Chickenman” share weird nicknames that begin with “the,” they are both business owners, and both parrot the same old tired self-centered idiocy over and over again.

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Contrary to the beginning of the movie Up, this video will probably just make you laugh, as opposed to tearing out your soul.

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All the knowledge I needed in this world came from John Lasseter and the Pixar team.

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Let me emphasize that, besides the bottom two, there is no such thing as a bad Pixar movie.

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If you’re brave enough to watch them all, here are the 14 scenes from kid’s movies that will still make you cry.

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6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Forget tearing up. Get ready to lose your mind with life-affirming emotion.

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The funny thing about being hit by a car is that the immediate bits of time preceding the accident seem extremely slow, while the actual contact seems too fast to even process; you’re left lying on the sidewalk with a fuzzy, sequential disconnect of how you actually ended up there.

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Doc Hudson from Cars: Older guy. Not married. Named after Rock Hudson. Obsessed with Owen Wilson. You do the gay math.