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What if it doesn’t look nice? You can stare at my face all you want. I know what that looks like. But my lady garden, well that’s private.

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Someone who complains you’re too clingy might well be just not that into you.

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Cheating in college? It’s only a crime if you get caught, and if you’re that sloppy you probably were never meant for college in the first place.

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If your child has ever used a computer without you around, they have seen a vagina. Sorry?