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Miss Doom and Gloom.

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You shouldn’t have to follow people whose posts are irrelevant to you, or who make you feel bad about yourself. Ultimately, being mindful of these kinds of people on your feeds and doing a social media clean-up every few months is helpful for your sanity.

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About time that I let myself be happy. Delete pictures of you and me from my camera roll. Lock up old message threads and disconnect from you in any way possible.

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2. Your profile picture is a photo of your cat.

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An unfollower is in search of anything that seems redundant or trite. Which is why they gravitate toward sunset photos—sunsets being something that happen every day and all.

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In case you didn’t know, people hate to follow a constant retweeter. And who can blame them? People follow you for YOUR thoughts and opinions, not some random dude in Iowa who you think has a funny Twitter account. So cut it out! Unless you don’t want followers. In which case, start retweeting the weirdest stuff.