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#SundayFunday drinking my #saltedcaramelmocha!

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Of course, the reasons we love the things we love are incredibly complicated and fall far from common sense…(that’s “Basic” sarcasm). I cannot speak on behalf of all Basics (only most), but here is a simple breakdown of why we could not live without the following

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Dressing for freezing temperatures is a huge pain in the butt — and it’s even worse when you’re getting ready for a date. And men have some things to say about what we wear.

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When my girlfriend handed my father a pair of size-9 UGG slippers for men, which she had endearingly bought him, he swiftly handed them back to her and said he’s a size-10, but that I was a diminutive size-9, pointing…

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1. Starbucks gets her name wrong, causing her to choke on her pumpkin spice latte. 2. While trying to take a picture of a rainbow, a car speeds past her and splashes her with street water. 3.

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6. I have very minimal experience with minorities.

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I give up already.

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It’s fall. This is our time to shine. Our prime, if you will. October is our favorite month. National Mean Girls Day, pumpkin flavored items are back, scarf season; it’s like a perfect storm of everything that makes us who we are.