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I understand why someone would lie about cheating. I understand why someone would lie about doing drugs. That makes sense to me. There’s something substantial to cover up. But there seems to be no valid reason to lie about something like the price of a coffee drink other than to do it for the sake of lying, which is terrifying.
I love nothing more than when an Aryan princess figures out how to work her computer and decides to make a video in which she slanders an entire race! Starring tits and prejudice, this video contains some hilarious nuggets of wisdom, one of which being that Asians are co-dependent and spend their weekends cooking and doing laundry in harmony.
The first few weeks are great. You’re getting to know each other and everything seems so fresh and fun. You even have a “roomie bonding” night, which involves drinking too many margaritas and talking about shitty ex-boyfriends. “I’m really glad this worked out,” You slur to her after ingesting the second pitcher. “I have to admit I was a little apprehensive that this could be like Single White Female, but I can tell it won’t be.”