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Kristen Wiig sold hot dogs at the mall.

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50 black people express opinions that may make them unpopular with other black people.

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You have to learn to live with the fact that you are in the demographic for Tyler Perry movies.

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When women are in the picture, it’s Scarlett Johansson showing her butt or Natalie Portman standing off to the side, wind in her hair. They are props and accessories, rather than the pole that holds up the tent itself.

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This direct-to-video release stars Miley Cyrus as Lola (whose nickname is “LOL”) and Demi Moore as her mother. I have already told you everything you need to know.

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Popcorn is an early-romance classic, probably mostly because people go on dates to the movies. Anything that’s not too messy. Hummus is not romantic.

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Tyra Banks: We stopped watching ‘Top Model’ like five years ago, so stop texting me GIFs of this crazy heffa, please.

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I didn’t put two and rape shame together until Judith and Harley sat alone together on his plane, coming back from their trip.

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I found Fruit Loops in my sweatpants pocket today, so… that kind of sums up life right now.

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I see her outside jumping with such joy that I am almost inspired to join her. Then I remember that I am frail, and an adult stranger jumping rope with a child is the sort of thing that gets you arrested.