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In case you weren’t entirely convinced Charlie Sheen was batshit insane—despite being caught naked in a bathroom with coke all over his face, abusing ex-wife Brooke Mueller and reportedly smoking crack cocaine with porn stars—Sheen gave a hilarious and terrifying radio interview with Alex Jones yesterday in which he made Anti-Semitic remarks about Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, claimed he was sober by using the power of his mind and said he had “magic and poetry in his fingertips.”

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Sheen is emblematic of the ultimate Hollywood double standard. He can beat up his girlfriends, hookers and do copious amounts of drugs and still find work on a very successful sitcom. If he were an actress, I doubt he would even be given the option of returning to work. Rehab would be his only chance at salvaging his career.

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Struggle with finding somebody to love. Once you finally do, try not to let your insecurities infect the relationship. They’ll be very funny, perhaps even funnier than you, and you’ll be challenged. Don’t screw it up. Oh my god, you might screw it up.

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Surprise! Not only was the talent on display at the drag pageant just as impressive as anything you’d see televised on Miss USA or Miss Universe, but it involved so much more than lip-synching to Garland, Streisand, Cher and Madonna. And the turnout was massive.

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He falls in love with Robin at first sight, foolishly tells her so on their first date, and then makes the dumbest lovesick moves to get her. He’s neurotic, obsessive, nerdy, and a little more into her than she’s into him. So far, so Ross. But unlike Ross, who was genuinely nice to a fault, Ted can be such a douche bag.