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Whatever it is that’s ending—a job you slack off at those final two weeks, living in a city you’re about to move away from, even a year that did you dirty—it’s hard to walk away with that perfect balance of contentment and optimism, completion, and forward momentum.

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Maybe you’ve seen it all before, or maybe you’re looking for something new… here’s what you should watch:

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Scorpios can also be extremely seductive and romantic in that way. However, when you decide to leave a Scorpio, they do not take to it kindly.

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When you have a friendship like David Rose and Stevie Budd, you know that you are seen, heard, and loved.

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Why can’t we unglue our eyes from the spectacular travesty that is The Bachelor? Why do the show’s ratings continue to skyrocket, even amid our persistent (but completely valid) gripes that the TV series is vapid and anti-feminist, so this will be the last time we tune in?

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If you loved Game of Thrones, chances are you’ll love The Witcher.

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I have a confession to make. I did something utterly shameful when I attended your show on Friday, November 14, 2014.

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Joe Goldberg is a deranged, homicidal stalker. Why are people still romanticizing his toxic, psychopathic behavior?

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I remember the flippant remark I made to my boyfriend verbatim: “I can’t stand Rosie, she cries all the time.”
His reply? “Well, so do you.”

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Thank you for creating a community where nobody cares who you sleep with or marry — all they care about is if you’re happy.