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CAPRICORN: Stop being so pessimistic. 

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Being ‘too cool’ to do anything. It shows you’re vulnerable and self-conscious and you don’t have an ounce of real confidence. Way more attracted to a man who isn’t afraid to laugh at himself opposed to one that is.

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Repeat conversations. I get bored easily. If you keep texting me to say hey and then we copy and paste the same conversation we’ve had the last three times, I’m not going to want to see you in person. I’m not even going to want to text you back.

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When their dating profile says things like, “I deserve to be treated like a princess,” “looking for my next baby daddy,” “you must understand that I will love God more than you.”

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Being close to exes. I am not part of the “it’s super healthy” crowd. I think it’s weird and unnatural.

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When their dating profile says things like, “I deserve to be treated like a princess,” “looking for my next baby daddy,” “you must understand that I will love God more than you.”

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Being close to exes. I am not part of the “it’s super healthy” crowd. I think it’s weird and unnatural.

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I have no idea why some women think it’s cute to have Snapchat filters on their online dating profiles. I’m trying to see your presentable yet natural look, not you looking like an animal!

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I have no idea why some women think it’s cute to have Snapchat filters on their online dating profiles. I’m trying to see your presentable yet natural look, not you looking like an animal!

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“I couldn’t remember a moment when she didn’t have her phone in her hand. Texting and driving. Texting and checking social media pages while at dinner. There wasn’t a single moment that we had that didn’t have to be documented for others to see.”