Some of these serial killers are actually walking free now!
But more than anything, thank you for making me feel safe in knowing that wherever life takes me, I can always come back to you. I can always find a home in you.
When will the police catch these f*cking clowns??
Spiders. Don’t tell me you don’t share my fear. The legs! The eyes! The way they lurk in corners! Spiders are the worst.
I know so many attractive, fun, and intelligent young people (there’s one right here, typing this) that are single. Why is that?
“Hitler blamed Jewish people for Germany’s problems. So, it’s only natural that people might get a little nervous when Trump and/or his surrogates make comments about a Muslim registry.”
The most persistent Halloween urban legend of all is the idea that somewhere in your hometown lurks a sadist who’s poisoning the Halloween candy he’s giving out to random trick-or-treaters.
The police say that they, “were unable to substantiate the assault.” The mug shot provided to the LA Times, does not seem to show any injuries.
A record number of murders have occurred in Anchorage this year, with over half of them unsolved.
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