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Plenty of women would agree that lingerie gives us a certain feeling of power, whether we’re wearing it under a set of clothing in public or displaying it in the bedroom. So why can’t men indulge in this same guilty pleasure?

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Our mainstream culture is to have a mix of cultures. Rather than that holding onto a single set of values and beliefs, we all change depending on the environment.

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If guys can still wear fuckin’ cargo shorts, we 110% can wear pants with holes in them. Cargo shorts have 87 different sized pockets. Destroyed denim allows us the small victory of only needing to shave our knees.

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We need to be able to print in space.

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Every now and then I’d love to surf the internet without being slapped in the face with Taylor’s every move. She’s following me and it makes me uncomfortable. Tell her to stop, pls.

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Everything and every person is always just out of reach for me. Happiness is standing on the other side of the street from me, I can see it clearly. Then a bus passes and it disappears. It’s like a sick twisted game of tag, except I’m always the one chasing rather than running.

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I’m sorry if you thought this would be another article beautifully describing a mental illness. Unfortunately, it’s not beautiful and it doesn’t deserve the lengthy description most people are artistically gifting it.

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You’re still updating your look for a new season, but you’re not following the flock. Trust me, it’s way more fun.

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You name it, someone’s slathering it on their face to look younger. Even pee.

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It’s a big fashion trend right now for guys to wear tights with shorts over them. I see it in LA and I hear it’s rampant in NY.