There’s Absolutely Nothing Worse Than Running On A Treadmill (As A Runner) Rob Gunther “ I’m not a fan of running on a treadmill.
OK Go Just Released What May Be The Most Mind-Blowing Music Video Ever Made Rob Fee “ You’ll definitely want to watch it more than once.
5 Things To Keep In Mind Before You Ditch The Gym This Year Katie Hoffman “ Don’t let the potential for what someone could think hinder or halt your progress.
The Best Body Image Advice I Ever Received Came From Little Red Riding Hood Alexandra Schoenberger “ We need to respond to insecurities by finding them a purpose, rather than a diet.
Please Don’t Fart In The Gym Sun Jung “ The moment her odor entered my nose, my face lost its red hue. Her smell started asphyxiating me and hindering blood from reaching my brain. Did I leave the warmth of my sheets to smell her fart? She had surpassed my tolerance threshold.
My Life Is A Treadmill Set At A Pace That I Can’t Control Celia Aniskovich “ I’ve been traveling at one pace for so long, and for so far, that if I stop I will get catapulted off, slam to the ground, and break things that might not heal.
A Gift Guide For Your Health And Fitness Obsessed Friend Stephanie White “ You and your friend both know that she hasn’t worn actual pants since like 2004, so getting her another pair of her signature yoga/fitness/it-looks-like-I-worked-out-earlier-but-really-I’m-just-running-errands-all-day pants will surely be the most functional gift she receives this year.
How To Be Alone Megan Boyle “ Go to sleep too late. Wake up too early. Eat bagels in a strip mall with someone you had a class with at community college. Spend lunch breaks wandering grocery store aisles. Meet your mother at a diner. Attend “bar night” with some co-workers. Leave last. Smoke a cigarette. Paint your nails blue. Have sex right away or don’t have it at all.
Rob Gunther 
Rob Fee 
Katie Hoffman 
Celia Aniskovich 
Stephanie White 
Megan Boyle 
