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I can tell I’m in a good mood because none of the songs on my phone are irritating me.

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“The person we found wasn’t really identifiable as a human being, just a pile of meat. What gave it away were the scraps of clothing mixed into the pile.”

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A train doesn’t wait for late passengers or passengers who are not sure where they’re going. They only let passengers in who are on board, who booked a ticket, who know they have to be on that train to get to their destination. A train doesn’t make excuses for confused or hesitant passengers; a train doesn’t care about those who can’t make up their minds.

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The B train seems an innocuous creature until it takes you on a hellish joyride…

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When I ride the bus I begin to appreciate the world around me, almost every single time I have rode the bus I put my beats in and listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers while looking out the window at the beautiful Upstate New York scenery.

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I spent 24 hours with the nation’s future leaders.

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Regardless of your preference toward your current situation, we can all agree on one thing. If you take public transportation, you’re going to have a bad time.

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I find it pathetic that you can’t survive an hour without having to go outside and light up a cigarette.