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On Monday, here in Toronto, a crazed and heartless human being deliberately ran their car onto the sidewalk of some pedestrians just minding their own business. 10 people died in this incidence.

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Crad wrote that things are pretty rough in Toronto: The weather has been mild, but people here are shriveled up emotionally. They don’t smile the way they did before Xmas. And down in the financial district, they look really sick, mean and pathetic. I’ve been peddling ‘Hot Financial Stories’ with little success . . . During all of January I made about $129. Sometimes I feel like giving up.

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You’re the salad shop that Canada deserves.

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When he tried to distract the City Council with a reggae band.

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Toronto, represent!

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Throughout the day, the people of Toronto left more and more gifts to honor the life and legacy of the raccoon.

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“This is my son Griffin, and he may have measles.”

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It had been almost two years since I’d laid my eyes on her

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This video brought to you by Jackie Treehorn and the absurdity of Toronto politics.

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Toronto is what a wildly optimistic and naive grandmother might imagine New York City was like.