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“Don’t put away your toothbrush—you have to keep brushing your teeth!” I cried.  “My aunt and uncle are both dentists and they say that you should brush your teeth for at least two minutes, otherwise it doesn’t really count— your teeth could still decay.”

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Canadians, I’m not going to pretend I understand what kind of frigid, weird things you guys are into. I assume frost-addled sex parts have to do desperate things to thaw out.