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Meeting a friend for a drink subsequently leads to five, and next thing you know, your UberX is driving you through Taco Bell at 3am.

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“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”

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16. On super hot days, just go balls to the wall on the air conditioning. Crack that puppy all the way up. It’s like, would you rather save money OR not melt in your sleep?

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Lemme get in on Treat Yo-Self Day!

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Apps n’ zerts, baby.

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Pillow forts, blanket forts, playing Inspector Spacetime, rapping and waking up at the crack of dawn to film Troy & Abed & INSERT YOUR NAME HERE in the morning would be epic.

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If you really like the person you’re hooking up with and would really like them to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, find a way to tell them, and hope for the best. If you don’t and wouldn’t, stop.