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Taylor Swift—NOBODY IS ACTUALLY THAT NICE.

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Don’t come at me with what you say are examples of novel-craft that start, “Remember in that movie when Tom Hanks…”

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Hillary is a devout Methodist. Unlike Barack Obama, and perhaps surprising to some on the left, Hillary often mentions her faith, but she uses it to aid her left-wing views.

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The lofty voice, the charitable personality, the Boy Scout skill set. It’s definitely, without a doubt, Tom Hanks.

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You’ve Got Mail (1998) cost $65,000,000 to make and made $250,821,495 at the box office, which is a profit of $185,821,495.

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OMG, Hitler was soooo dapper, I love a man in uniform, lol.

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A friend of mine always tells the story of his encounter with Bill Murray. Whilst walking home from a near-by Dominoes pizza back to the house, Bill Murray comes up behind my friend, takes the pizza and runs away with it shouting “No one’s going to believe you!”

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If we’re going to fail, we should at least shoot for the heavens trying.

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For trends, Twitter and Tumblr are two good places to start. With a little bit of forward thinking and faster response time Hollywood could get back in the business of making provocative films instead of merely titillating films.

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Sex and music go together like peanut butter and jelly and disgusting pornographic jokes.