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This is a list I’ve compiled of the sh*t people say to bartenders and what bartenders want to secretly say back.

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Staff at service industry jobs absolutely needs to be paid something close to what they are worth; it’s just that it should not be the customer’s responsibility to pay salaries.

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“Some people consistently don’t tip and it’s usually simple to guess why. They don’t have any money.”

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There is a lot of controversy that surrounds the restaurant industry- what workers deserve, the ethics of tipping or the true nature of the work. However, in all of my experiences since I joined the workforce, I feel that my time working in restaurants prepared me for the future better than any other job could have.

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As long as you don’t go out of your way to be a complete douche, the bartender will love you.

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Why the tipping culture has ruined the restaurant industry in America.

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The only “point” you make by not tipping is that you’re an asshole.

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Take pride in doing your job, and doing it well.

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Seriously, try this.

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3. Drastically altering a dish with substitutions.