TAURUS: Stay away from Facebook because you are going to see a post from an ex or an almost that makes your stomach drop with disappointment.
Remember where you were a year ago and write down all the ways you’ve grown since then.
Had you not taken that chance, would you have regretted it?
The first rule of dick club. Give warning and get consent.
And who knows—you might make a friend who you continue to keep in touch with and visit for years to come. How awesome would that be?
That’s right, obligaswiping, like ghosting or submarining, is a new dating trend that’s probably ruining your love life. Except this time, you’re much more likely to be the one guilty of doing it.
The devilishly handsome dude that stops replying two days in.
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: If you flash side boob, you’ll get more matches.
“A few years ago I was staying in a mental ward, and we were on lockdown. She sneaked into my room and f*cked the crazy out of me.”