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The grass is always greener on the other side (of the pond).

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Gays can relate to Hillary’s pain in having dealt with a cheating man because, well, we’ve dealt with them too.

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There are a few less romantic movies to watch with your girlfriend. Schindler’s List and Shoah come to mind off the top of my head.

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There’s Team Mariah, who is willing to overlook her Xanaxed-out Cribs episode and odd marriage to Nick Cannon.

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Who doesn’t want to relive the exact plot of what we just saw in musical form? Idiots, that’s who.

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And no, not Beyonce or Lady Gaga or whatever other pitiful facsimile of a Diva our generation has managed to scrounge up, I’m talking about real ones. Tina, Whitney, Barbra, Cher, and — in my opinion, most importantly, Celine.

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Terrible movies that are totally awesome are the kind you either won’t admit to liking, or proclaim you like because you’re trying to be ironic. Terrible movies that are totally awesome are movies with cheesy-ass special effects, sensational plots and an extreme disregard for reality. Terrible movies are terrible, but they’re also awesome.