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A lot of people who look like your dad were part of the formation of America, but they began their American lives as slaves to people who look like me.

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Drake, honey, baby doll, sweetie, what are you doing???!

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Whether you are marching or not (you should!), it’s a great time to revisit the works of classic feminist writers who spoke out and resisted the sexism of their eras.

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If you just read the headlines, you’d think Amtrak 188 derailed because of a mentally unstable 32-year-old gay engineer from Queens who had a need — a need for speed.

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We ran the faces of some of Disney’s most famous princesses through this site and got some pretty interesting results.

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Arya, Sansa, and Daenerys are the same age. Little finger is a 70-year-old.

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“Bring your swimwear if driving 280, this morning.”

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3. Take the last piece of pizza.

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You’ve probably never met anyone like me.

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There’s nothing that makes me quiver more than a drug dealer entering my private home and asking, “Mind if I use the restroom?” Fact is, buddy, I DO mind.