There are so many Australians living in New York City that New York is more like a colony of Australia than a city in America. They say that every New Yorker has a drug dealer, a therapist and an Australian friend. You can’t go anywhere in New York without meeting an Australian, to the point where you have to wonder if we’re up to something shifty, like a very passive invasion.
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When I first moved to New York people warned me about the summer, “it’s so hot and awful, you won’t survive!” Bitch, don’t you know I’m from Australia? So come on New York, chin up. I understand how hot it is but saying so every thirty seconds isn’t going to make it any cooler.