I Have To Tell You How I Feel About Your iPad Brad Pike “ That’s what iPad owners always say. They get up in your face, wave the iPad around, and tell you to kill yourself — not that you’re doing that; you’re a nice person who happens to own an iPad — and it’s like, okay, I get it, you have an iPad.
What To Do When An Indian Answers Your Tech Support Call Greg Levin “ It’s weird — even foreign people who work their asses off 12-14 hours a day to help support their families (and extended families) expect some modicum of respect and decency from the Americans who call them for assistance.
The Myth Of The Stay-At-Home Dad Patrick Wensink “ Pretty much every man on the parental fence knows, in the back of his head, hot girls will magically start flirting once that kid arrives. It’s what seals the fatherhood deal most of the time. In fact, close inspection of the Baby Bjorn owner’s manual shows that the world’s finest uncomfortable papoose-looking thingy was created to specifically aid a stay-at-home dad’s quest for Wednesday afternoon oral.
10 Things You Keep Doing That Are Indicative Of Your Utter Lack Of Willpower Holden Desalles “ Wait — what’s that you’re doing? You’re opening a new tab! But you have nowhere to go! Quick, get to weather.com before the self-shaming starts. You’re so devoid of willpower!
6 Tips On Breaking Up With Someone Without Being A Jerk Nico Lang “ It’s 2012 and possibly our last year on Earth. These six tips will ensure that you stay classy in your final hours.
Speculative Generalizations About What Your Choice Image File Format Says About You AJ Pacitti “ On first dates, you usually say something neutral but deeply insecure, like, “Yeah, all of my friends work at startups,” or “Remember Duke Nukem? Great game. Never played it, but great game.”
Would You Date This Domain Name? Ciara Flynn “ I live way out in the suburbs, perhaps not in my mother’s basement, but she is very close by. My favorite shirt is from the Hard Rock Cafe. I’m desperately afraid to try new things, in life, at work, and in bed.
Fun Games To Play With Your Significant Other Johanna de Silentio “ Guess where your significant other is tonight! This is a super fun guessing game! What you do is you date someone who doesn’t really like you but you haven’t admitted that to yourself, and then spend a lot of time worrying where they are and who they are with when they ignore your texts!