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After going to class from 7 until 3, having private lessons from 3 until 5, and then rehearsals from 6 until midnight, a 9 to 6 where you don’t have a full hour for lunch feels like a cake walk. We’re cool.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, in the interest of time, we’ll only be hearing 8 bars for your audition.” The. Worst.

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How does this show manage to suck me in again and again? Why am I listening to Glee covers right now as I type?