5 Things I Learned From Attending ‘X Factor’ Live Auditions Mike Astuccio “ 4. “Reality television” is full of smoke and mirrors.
Britney Spears Is The Most Depressing Pop Star Ever Ryan O'Connell “ Working Britney to the bone for over a decade clearly proved detrimental to her well-being so I’m glad she’s shied away from the spotlight in recent years. What does make me sad, though, is how soulless she looks.
British Invasion: One Direction Enters The Studio With Justin Bieber Gaby Dunn “ Their debut single “What Makes You Beautiful” is probably the lonely Internet’s national anthem. I stand and put my hat to my chest whenever I hear it.
A Partial List of Things I Would Like to See Occur on The X-Factor Will Sloan “ Appearances by any/ all of the following guest judges: Bjork; John Cage; Marilyn Manson; GWAR; “Weird Al” Yankovic; G.G. Allin; Insane Clown Posse; corpse of Elvis Presley.