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Coffee is no longer an ‘exam thing.’ It’s an every-single-day thing.

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An occupational affliction that is characterized by a string of different job roles, some related, some starkly different than the last. The afflicted lacks passion for these jobs, and each time the “patient” hits a dead-end at a job, they back up and redirect their career path, but more often than not, the new path is not determined by any clear strategy, but necessity to keep the status quo.

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Everything inside your cubicle can fit into one box. Previously laid off workers refers to this as the ‘one box rule.’

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As a newbie in the workforce, I try to appear as non-pretentious as possible. Seriously.